So I’m in a wedding here next month and was just sent instructions for getting measured for a tux. Though I could do this anywhere, I was surprised by the coincidence that the shop we’ll be using was about half a mile from my hotel, so to amuse myself, I took care of that before leaving town. Dressed in ratty roadtrip jeans, a West Virginia t-shirt, and my mask, I got measured for this swanky getup.