The Changelog

Though each different in scale, these three cars were definitely our most ambitious picks yet. And all this work had to happen on a deadline or en route. So I think an itemized accounting of our labors is in order.

The Dusty Isuzu Piazza

  • Towed, inoperable, home from the dealer
  • Replaced battery
  • Bled clutch
  • First test drive
  • Troubleshooting for glowing red-hot exhaust manifold: checked the valve timing, ignition timing, spark, coil, electricity supply, grounds, smoke tested the intake, checked every exhaust component, etc.
  • Replaced leaky seals and vacuum lines
  • Hand rebulit vacuum advance
  • Replaced ground on ECU (err, aftermarket multi-spark discharge module — whatever the hell that is)
  • Replaced shocks
  • Changed oil
  • Replace clutch slave cylinder
  • Repaired water leak
  • Refocused headlights

…assuming I was right — that the fuel pump was overheating — and that’s why [the car kept dying while driving it from Tulsa to the start line in Independence], I imagined that turning off the car while driving downhill would cause it to cool off during those sections and run longer. AND I WAS RIGHT! By adopting the technique of hyper-milers, I was able to drive two and a half hours without a fuel pump failure. I even took to speeding up the hills so I had more momentum going down and could leave the car off longer. This, of course, earned me a speeding ticket and a search for drugs by the police.

The Mystery Wagon

From Evan M

Feeling a bit overshadowed again here, but I did do some stuff. And that seatbelt situation turned into a whole narrative of its own.

Fiero the Fire Truck

(Wherein “decklid” refers to the “trunk” lid, which covers the engine and a small storage compartment because it’s a mid-engine model.)

  • New tires
  • Replaced windshield washer motor
  • Re-seated separated cold air intake hose to air box
  • Fixed decklid ajar sender connection
  • Trunk release relay
  • Oil change and replaced oil drain gasket to fix leak
  • Replaced old locking lug nuts with plain
  • Replaced lower window seals (left/right and inner/outer)
  • Replaced door and decklid lock cylinders
  • Cleaned and improved engine grounds to chassis
  • Cleaned and improved battery ground to chassis (fuel gauge started working but still offset; volt gauge started working; oil pressure gauge started working intermediately)
  • Cleaned and improved decklid to chassis ground
  • Replaced battery terminals
  • Replaced front compartment internal fascia mounting screws
  • Replaced vacuum lines for cruise control
  • Replaced perished fresh air line for idle air
  • Replaced perished vacuum fittings for EGR valve
  • Replaced idle air control valve (no effect)
  • Cleaned rust from airbox hardware and mount
  • Replaced rusted airbox retainer hardware
  • Replaced cold air intake grate
  • Replaced ruined air intake temperature sensor (modestly improved idle and performance)
  • Replaced sunroof hardware
  • Replaced all brake pads and rotors, replaced or repacked wheel bearings as needed, flushed brake fluid
  • Replaced driver side CV axle
  • Replaced all original plastic vacuum hard lines with steel lines
  • Resprayed upper air plenum and replaced gaskets
  • Replaced badly cracked EGR tube (fixed massive vacuum leak, dramatically improved performance but did not fix idle)
  • Completed rebuild of headlights to fix brushes and limit switches, allowing reliable operation
  • Replaced coolant fan switch sensor and rewired connector
  • Replaced headlight sealed beams with LED units
  • Replaced coolant overflow reservoir
  • Repaired passenger side power lock actuator electrical connection
  • Created and installed 3D printed custom accessory DC power strip
  • Created and installed 3D printed cupholders
  • Reinforced MAP sensor vacuum fitting with flex tape
  • Replaced burned plug wires
  • Replaced coolant temperature sensor, finally fixing idle issue and notably improving performance and fuel economy
  • Replaced coil again because of connector stability reasons
  • Replaced seatbelt guides
  • Reattached separating passenger side rear quarter window panel
  • Replaced trunk light bulb and lens
  • Replaced oil filler cap
  • New battery, modestly improving idle and other electrical behavior
  • Replaced wiper blades
  • Replaced air filter again
2017 vs 2023. Which list was longer?

Also can we stop for a moment to realize: both the Wagon and the Fiero had debilitating, degenerative disorders of the spark plug wires. What?! Like, that’s a wear item you replace as part of semi-routine maintenance and an old one or a corroded connector can make your car run badly… but I’m not sure I’ve heard about plug wires actually causing a problem as big as either of us had — let alone within two days of each other.